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    PRISON CHEESECAKE
    (popular at birthday and going away parties)

    Ingredients:
    1 six-oz. package of Graham Crackers, Vanilla Wafers or Oreos
    4-6 pats of margarine
    1 round of Laughing Cow cheese (8 wedges)
    4 cups of vanilla pudding
    6 oz. of Coffee Mate
    1/2 c. lemon juice (more to taste)

    Steal the margarine from the dining hall, melt in microwave and crumble cookies into a 1-quart Tupperware dish that you've bought from the commissary or borrowed from your bunkie along with the margarine. Mix well and press firmly into the bottom of the dish. Place in the microwave on high for 1-2 minutes. Your crust is done.

    In a separate dish, squash Laughing Cow cheese into as smooth a mass as possible. Mix in part of the lemon juice and continue to blend. Try to work out the lumps. Mix in pudding and continue to blend, add more lemon juice to taste. Blend until filling is as creamy as possible, then gradually mix in Coffee Mate. Some people double the Coffee Mate; this seems overboard to me. When mixture is smooth & thick, pour over the crust. Chill in your plastic washbucket filled with ice under your bed (or in a refrigerator if the part of the prison where you work has one you can slip it into), for at least 4 hours. :priest: Eat.

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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    have you heard of prison pizza? it is rather disgusting sounding and consists of thngs like potato chips crushed and mixed with water for the crust and things like m&m's and other candies... gross
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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    Quote Originally Posted by Waxd0g View Post
    PRISON CHEESECAKE
    (popular at birthday and going away parties)

    Ingredients:
    1 six-oz. package of Graham Crackers, Vanilla Wafers or Oreos
    4-6 pats of margarine
    1 round of Laughing Cow cheese (8 wedges)
    4 cups of vanilla pudding
    6 oz. of Coffee Mate
    1/2 c. lemon juice (more to taste)

    Steal the margarine from the dining hall, melt in microwave and crumble cookies into a 1-quart Tupperware dish that you've bought from the commissary or borrowed from your bunkie along with the margarine. Mix well and press firmly into the bottom of the dish. Place in the microwave on high for 1-2 minutes. Your crust is done.

    In a separate dish, squash Laughing Cow cheese into as smooth a mass as possible. Mix in part of the lemon juice and continue to blend. Try to work out the lumps. Mix in pudding and continue to blend, add more lemon juice to taste. Blend until filling is as creamy as possible, then gradually mix in Coffee Mate. Some people double the Coffee Mate; this seems overboard to me. When mixture is smooth & thick, pour over the crust. Chill in your plastic washbucket filled with ice under your bed (or in a refrigerator if the part of the prison where you work has one you can slip it into), for at least 4 hours. :priest: Eat.

    I know you get a lot of hell for putting junk on the site, but I'll give you credit for this one! Did you ever try any?? :muffy: ....c'mon, I won't tell....

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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    I'll fess up. Once had an inmate tell me he stole hamburger to make meatloaf in his crockpot. As a busy mom, I thought "heythat will save some time." It was the grossest, greasiest mess I have ever seen! lol
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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    Quote Originally Posted by all4114all View Post
    I'll fess up. Once had an inmate tell me he stole hamburger to make meatloaf in his crockpot. As a busy mom, I thought "heythat will save some time." It was the grossest, greasiest mess I have ever seen! lol
    I busted up when I read this! My mom tried meatloaf in the crockpot for our weekly "Family Dinner"-----she ended up with...Sloppy Joes :alright:

    The trick is to put a little rack in your crockpot, than use the crock like it's an 'oven.' I think some of the crockpot makers actually offer inserts for this sort of thing. It's not a farfetched idea.

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    Cool Re: Prison cheesecake

    haha this doesn't sound half bad but i still wouldn't eat it!:rocklicker:

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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    Quote Originally Posted by Waxd0g View Post
    PRISON CHEESECAKE
    (popular at birthday and going away parties)

    Ingredients:
    1 six-oz. package of Graham Crackers, Vanilla Wafers or Oreos
    4-6 pats of margarine
    1 round of Laughing Cow cheese (8 wedges)
    4 cups of vanilla pudding
    6 oz. of Coffee Mate
    1/2 c. lemon juice (more to taste)

    Steal the margarine from the dining hall, melt in microwave and crumble cookies into a 1-quart Tupperware dish that you've bought from the commissary or borrowed from your bunkie along with the margarine. Mix well and press firmly into the bottom of the dish. Place in the microwave on high for 1-2 minutes. Your crust is done.

    In a separate dish, squash Laughing Cow cheese into as smooth a mass as possible. Mix in part of the lemon juice and continue to blend. Try to work out the lumps. Mix in pudding and continue to blend, add more lemon juice to taste. Blend until filling is as creamy as possible, then gradually mix in Coffee Mate. Some people double the Coffee Mate; this seems overboard to me. When mixture is smooth & thick, pour over the crust. Chill in your plastic washbucket filled with ice under your bed (or in a refrigerator if the part of the prison where you work has one you can slip it into), for at least 4 hours. :priest: Eat.
    i love this...thank you so much i have to pass this one on :)

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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    I have seen and smelled the cheese cake and it is quite appealing....I can't ever bring myself to eat something an inmate made, but OMG does it look good....Cheesecake factory look out....LOL
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    Re: Prison cheesecake

    I was going to ask...

    Where do they get the cheese....

    Then I saw where she posted it....

    There are somethings in this world you really don't want the answer to...



    I mean... REALLY don't want to know...

 

 

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