Welcome to the PrisonOfficer.Org Forums.

Results 1 to 4 of 4

Prison Jokes

This is a discussion on Prison Jokes within the Jokes and Humor forums, part of the Off Topic Discussion category; 1. What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. 2. A man ...

  1. #1
    OkieBoss's Avatar
    OkieBoss Guest

    Talking Prison Jokes

    1. What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
    A small medium at large.

    2. A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell bloock breaks out laughing.

    The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke."

    So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number six!" There was dead silence in the cell block. He asks the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"

    "Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."

  2. #2
    tcurtis76's Avatar
    tcurtis76 is offline Senior Member Achievements:
    Three FriendsVeteran10000 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    TN/ FCI Memphis
    Points: 11,411, Level: 70
    Points: 11,411, Level: 70
    Overall activity: 44.0%
    Overall activity: 44.0%

    Talking Re: Prison Jokes

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He

    breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple

    in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of

    her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen,

    this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably

    spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

    I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't

    complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he

    nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.

    If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my

    ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any

    Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

  3. #3
    Movementarian's Avatar
    Movementarian Guest

    Re: Prison Jokes

    Too funny.

  4. #4
    algrob's Avatar
    algrob Guest

    Re: Prison Jokes




Similar Threads

  1. Practical Jokes.
    By Mack the Hack in forum Main Control
    Replies: 48
    Last Post: 06-17-2008, 12:13 PM
  2. Jokes to offend anyone. (this will be your only warning)
    By Movementarian in forum Off Topic Discussion
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 04-16-2008, 04:06 AM
  3. Jokes and humour section.
    By Movementarian in forum Updates and Suggestions
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-28-2008, 09:09 PM
  4. More jokes.
    By Movementarian in forum Off Topic Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 02-23-2008, 07:41 PM
  5. Practical Jokes
    By skullduggery in forum Off Topic Discussion
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 08-21-2007, 03:59 PM


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Back to top